Blame it on the heat, but my muse is on strike, and this morning my mind is a complete blank. Yes, even more so than usual. Here's an Onion video that sums it all up very well, complete with bullshit commercial for gas-guzzling, obsolete trash that nobody in their right mind would waste money on.
Open Salon readers can view the video here
Steve Jobs Resigns After Realizing Technology Has Gone As Far As It Can